Posts Tagged ‘fuck me’

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Uhm.. Happy new year??

January 20, 2010

Just realized I haven’t posted since Nov. 4th. I’m a bad blogger, I know. But school’s been killing me.

Anyhows, I’m back now! And with a BANG! I made me a new vid yesterday/today (didn’t go to bed till it was finished, way past midnight..), and if I may say so myself: It fucking ROCKS!! I’ve given up Windows Moviemaker (cuz it sucks add) and moved on to Adobe Premier Pro. Much more fun!! So, to all mah peeps: Enjoy the pretty!!

(And hopefully I’ll be a better blogger from now on ;) )

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Robvember is here!

November 4, 2009

I borrowed that from a genius called JaG! She renamed november for us. Robvember sounds so much better! And it is one fiiiine month!

 

First of, we had sightings of Rob again. Not posting the pic’s, cuz I’m not supporting the fucking papz. But, we were blessed with THE hottest photoshoot EVAH!! Vanity Fair, wich also giot renamed by the very same JaG to Robity Fair. And well, have a looksie yourself!

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"Here, babe, let me help you get that sweater off"

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Yea. I’m still in bed, while Rob’s just stepped out for a cig and a Corona.
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"Rob, ditch the fucking shoe, get IN here!!"

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"SORRY!! Didn't mean to get all carried away, and make your notesheets fly all over the place!"

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"I'm takin my clothes of as fast as I can! Stop stressin!!"

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"Aww.. U pickin' up some tips for later on? You never dissapoint."

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Vanity Fair blows us away!

November 1, 2009

This is the best Rob day in forever! Today we saw 14 new, F*CKHAWT pics of our MAN Rob. Damn, he’s on a bed, sneaking away with his shirt half tucked in his pants, and a shoe in his hand. He has sexhair. He has fuckme eyes, he has scruff, he has the smoke, he has everyfuckingTHING we adore about him!! I. Am. Died. So, book your funeral, cuz this shit will kill you:

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Sources: Breaking-Dawn and Thinking of Rob

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The Vanity Fair Cover with Rob on it!

October 31, 2009

Damn, thispic is sooo hawt! We finally got Rob on a bed, WITH the “Fuck-me” eyes.

I. Am. Died.

Died. *thud*

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New pics of Rob!

September 28, 2009

In the newest issue of AnOther Man, thats coming out  Oct 1, you can find our very own Robert pattinson on the cover, and inside the mag. The pics were taken by photographer Heidi Slimane. All I can say is: Holy mother of all thats sacred, these pics are PEFECT!!! *thud*

What can I say? Wow..

What can I say? Wow..

Black. leather. Jacket. *fans self*

Black. leather. Jacket. *fans self*

I. Am. Died. *doublethud*

I. Am. Died. *doublethud*

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New new Moon trailer!!

September 11, 2009

Watch it before it gets pulled. It’s fucking awesome!!

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Weeks and weeks

September 5, 2009

Keeping an updated blog going these days is not easy! School started, and I went to Italy for five days. So the day has not enough hours! But today, I had to make a vid. I just had to. Cuz when I saw the hot newly released outtakes from an old shoot with Rob, I nearly fell of my fucking chair!! So here’s the vid. It’s not much, but the pics are awesome. Enjoy!!

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Rob at Teen Choice Awards. MAJOR spoiler alert!!

August 10, 2009

Yes. So tonight TCA will be aired (at least over in the states. Not sure if any of us euopeans get to see it..). But it was shot yesterday, sunday. And Rob was there! And so was Kristen, Taylor, Kellan, Jackson, Ashley and Nikki. Rob was nomitaded for:

Choice Movie Actor Drama

Choice Movie Liplock (with Kristen Stewart, for Twilight)

Choice Movie Rumble (With Cam Gigandet, for Twilight)

Choice Male Hottie

Well? What do you think? Did our man win any awards?

HELL YES!! He won them all! I wonder where he’s gonna keep his trophees, cuz they are HUGE! A whole fucking surfboard. What are they thinking, the people behind TCA?

Well, well. I guess he’ll ship them to London and stack them in his parents garage or something.

So, to the TCA again.. Not only was Rob nominated for four awards, but Twilight was nominated for:

Choice Movie Drama

Choice Movie Romance

Choice Music Soundtrack

And Ashley Green for:

Choice Movie Fresh Face Female

Taylor Lautner for:

Choice Movie Fresh Face Male

Cam Gigandet for:

Choice Movie Villain

Kristen Stewart for:

Choice Movie Actress Drama

And again: They took them ALL home! Twilight nailed every one of the awards they were nominated for (If I’m not mistaken, and PLEASE tell me if I am!)

And then for some pics. Just a few, but good ones. ;)

You poor tired man. Hope you get some rest soon!!

You poor tired man. Hope you get some rest soon!!

Oh mother of all that is holy, I just slipped of mye chair!!

Oh mother of all that is holy, I just slipped of mye chair!!

Mr. Sex himself.

Mr. Sex himself.

ScaryRob! (He wish.. LOL)

ScaryRob! (He wish.. LOL)

Oh man.. I didn't mean to wear you out last night, babe! *wink*

Oh man.. I didn't mean to wear you out last night, babe! *wink*

I think Rob is bored here, guys. Understandable, standing in front of stupid photgraphers for ever can hardly be much fun.

I think Rob is bored here, guys. Understandable, standing in front of stupid photgraphers for ever can hardly be much fun.

Is words even necessary?

Is words even necessary?

having fun with the boys. I like that.

having fun with the boys. I like that.

I. AM. DIED.

I. AM. DIED.

"What was that? If I like being stalked? Yeah, sure do. It's waaaay fun!"

"What was that? If I like being stalked? Yeah, sure do. It's waaaay fun!"

The crew together again. Best crew ever!

The crew together again. Best crew ever!

The long, sexy legs. The RayBans. The HHH himself. Perfect.

The long, sexy legs. The RayBans. The HHH himself. Perfect.

WHY do I find this pic so damn sexy??

WHY do I find this pic so damn sexy??

Signing a board. Not that interesting, but I like watching his fingers do some work.

Signing a board. Not that interesting, but I like watching his fingers do some work.

*thud*

*thud*

Ah, the boys. Kellan looks HOT with darker hair *swoon* Jax is such a clown (a hot clown that is).

Ah, the boys. Kellan looks HOT with darker hair *swoon* Jax is such a clown (a hot clown that is).

*sigh* I like the pose.

*sigh* I like the pose.

Perfection personified.

Perfection personified.

I like me some SmileyRob!

I like me some SmileyRob!

And some "ComeFuckMeNow"-lookRob *gone*

And some "ComeFuckMeNow"-lookRob *gone*

Normally this would be a bad pic. And it is! But not in the normal meaning of the words bad pic. ;)

Normally this would be a bad pic. And it is! But not in the normal meaning of the words bad pic. ;)

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By the way.. What is WITH Kristen outfit?? I mean, it is ugly as hell, but she pulls it of, weirdly enough..

Thank God she did something with the hair..

Thank God she did something with the hair..



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His many photoshoots

August 5, 2009

If theres one thing we know by now, it’s that Rob is photogenic as HELL! He can wear whatever the hell he wants to, and look fuckable. He can even have sweatstains under his arms, and we don’t give a fuck. He’s a man, they sweat. Deal with it. But seeing as he is so damn photogenic, the magazines line up to get photoshoots with him. Its obvious that they prefer him alone, or with Kristen Stewart (everybodys makin’ money on THOSE rumours). So todays post is dedicated to Robs many HOT shoots. Brace yourselfs.

Lets pretend this is from a shoot. Just because  he looks so effin' hot in this pic.

Lets pretend this is from a shoot. Just because he looks so effin' hot in this pic.

Sexpenders. You gotta love 'em!

Sexpenders. You gotta love 'em!

Sexpenders. Manties. Need I say more?

Sexpenders. Manties. Need I say more?

I don't know. It just hits me straight in the .. Yeah, you get the picture here.

I don't know. It just hits me straight in the .. Yeah, you get the picture here.

The jawline. Oh, the jawline..

The jawline. Oh, the jawline..

Wondering what's on his mind.. Could there be dirty thoughts?

Wondering what's on his mind.. Could there be dirty thoughts?

I like WetRob. WetRob is nice.

I like WetRob. WetRob is nice.

OMFG. *poof*

OMFG. *poof*

Oh, Rob, I'm happy to see you too!

Oh, Rob, I'm happy to see you too!

Vanity Fair shoot. This pic gives me needs.

Vanity Fair shoot. This pic gives me needs.

Picturing Beautiful Bastard*..

Picturing Beautiful Bastard*..

(*As in The Office. Go read. NOW! )

Hold on, honey, I'm cum-- ...coming!!

Hold on, honey, I'm cum-- ...coming!!

And last, but not least..

I love GQ. GQ is the best *fans self*

I love GQ. GQ is the best *fans self*

I have NO idea where some of these pictures where taken, and I really don’t care. I’m just enjoying them. A lot. If anyone wants to enlighten me, then you’re welcome.

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“The look”

August 3, 2009

Oh, you all know what I’m talkin’ about. If there is someone out there that can f*** you with his eyes, it’s our Mr. Pattinson. In some way, he manages to just stand there posing for pics, and look like he came straight from bed, where he had him some serious sex! Or like he might just want to take YOU to bed, and have him some.

Let me present some examples (we can never get enough of “The Look”)

The ThumbBiter. This is about all that I can handle. He has the look, and to top it of, he bites his effin’ thumb just to drag us in there. Oh yeah, it’s working Rob, it’s working.

You want some?
You want some?

Theres somethin’ about RomeRob. I think he was having the time of his life back then! This pic need no further presentation. Just watch, and enjoy.

You know you want some!
You know you want some!

And I know I showed you this just yesterday, but it can not be shown too often! Hell yeah, I’ll have me some of that!

No comment.. *fans self*
No comment.. *fans self*

All ready, and waiting for *insert name*

All ready, and waitin!
All ready, and waitin!

Oh my, naughty, naughty toughts appearing in my head! Rob in Japan was special *sigh*

The suit. I think I just died.
The suit. I think I just died.

Oh yeah, you know we want you, all day, every day. Any way!

FranceRob. Nuff said.
FranceRob. Nuff said.

Mmm.. I love Rome.

Fuck. Me.
Fuck. Me.

Last one. Just LOOK at those eyes! Fuck me, that look is so HOT!

I want YOU!
I want YOU!

I’ll stop now, even though I am no where NEAR finished, if you know what I mean ;) Just had to share some pics of our man. I dreamt about those eyes tonight. Safe to say the dream was GOOD!

-HeidiForReal

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