I borrowed that from a genius called JaG! She renamed november for us. Robvember sounds so much better! And it is one fiiiine month!
First of, we had sightings of Rob again. Not posting the pic’s, cuz I’m not supporting the fucking papz. But, we were blessed with THE hottest photoshoot EVAH!! Vanity Fair, wich also giot renamed by the very same JaG to Robity Fair. And well, have a looksie yourself!
"Here, babe, let me help you get that sweater off"
Yea. I’m still in bed, while Rob’s just stepped out for a cig and a Corona.
"Rob, ditch the fucking shoe, get IN here!!"
"SORRY!! Didn't mean to get all carried away, and make your notesheets fly all over the place!"
"I'm takin my clothes of as fast as I can! Stop stressin!!"
"Aww.. U pickin' up some tips for later on? You never dissapoint."
This is the best Rob day in forever! Today we saw 14 new, F*CKHAWT pics of our MAN Rob. Damn, he’s on a bed, sneaking away with his shirt half tucked in his pants, and a shoe in his hand. He has sexhair. He has fuckme eyes, he has scruff, he has the smoke, he has everyfuckingTHING we adore about him!! I. Am. Died. So, book your funeral, cuz this shit will kill you:
In the newest issue of AnOther Man, thats coming out Oct 1, you can find our very own Robert pattinson on the cover, and inside the mag. The pics were taken by photographer Heidi Slimane. All I can say is: Holy mother of all thats sacred, these pics are PEFECT!!! *thud*
Keeping an updated blog going these days is not easy! School started, and I went to Italy for five days. So the day has not enough hours! But today, I had to make a vid. I just had to. Cuz when I saw the hot newly released outtakes from an old shoot with Rob, I nearly fell of my fucking chair!! So here’s the vid. It’s not much, but the pics are awesome. Enjoy!!
Rob does great Art! And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should leave this blog for a little while, and go google How To Be. And you should be bying the film, ‘cuz it sure as hell is worth the money! In this movie, we see Rob as a Dork. Yup, thats what I said. And you’re all like “Huh? Isn’t he always a dork? Whats the diff?” Well, the diff is that in this movie he comes as adorkable as you get him. And it is (in a sick and twisted way) DAMN hot! You just wanna grab the poor guy, hold him tight, stroke his back, push him towards a bed.. .. .. Yea, ok, I’m back! So today I have some goodies for you all! Great pics from HTB, in my new favorite color. Behold: Art!
Mmm.. I'm just enjoying the view.
Haha, Rob and a ball. Like THAT would ever happen in real life. LMAO
He's so.. Artsie. Me likey.
Even pulling of the uglyass jacket.
Like.. WOW! He's a damn good actor, for pulling THAT innocent look of. 'Cuz we all now he is NOT an innocent boy. Oh no.
Yeah.. So I just made him very happy. I wish..
"Don't you go critizising my jacket, bitch!"
Aww.. Fantasising in 3 -2 -1 *gone*
Rob and a guitar. There's something so sexy about that. Must be the fingers working so well on those strings.. *fans self*
And here we go with the guitar again.. *poof*
Fingerporn!
No comment needed
*thud*
Comment most definitely needed: F*ckhawt!! Those eyes can make women pregnant. I know that from a reliable source.
So if you haven’t seen the movie yet? Get your ass going, and buy it! If these pics don’t tell you it’s worth it, then ..well.. are you robsessed, or just a wannabe?
Yes, it is time to compare. As i was looking thru my Robfolder(s), I realised something. Rob is hot. OK, what I really realised, is that I have way too many pics of Rob on my computer. Good thing my BF is not the jealous kind..
But I found many pics that are in one way very similar, but at the same time, VERY different. So I started comparing them. And I ended up with Rob VS Rob. Take a look, and tell me who’s YOUR favorit. I know wich ones are mine.. *sigh*
Lets start with:
AsscandySexpenders VS PhotoshootSexpenders
And after an hour or two resting our eyes on THAT pic, lets move on to:
SexEyesRobWithBallcap VS RaybanRobWithBeanie
It’s getting tougher..
MoviesmileRob VS TheRealDealRob
Speaking of RomeRob
RomeRobBitingHisLipAndInvitingUsInToHaveFun VS JapanRobPrayinThatWe'llBeGoodToHim(OrBad..Wichever )
I’m starting to hyperventilate here..
RobAndKristen VS BellaAndEdward
Ay..
DossierRoBOnTheFloorWaitingForSomeAction VS GQRobHot'nSexyHidingHisGoodiesToMakeUsSquirm
If theres one thing we know by now, it’s that Rob is photogenic as HELL! He can wear whatever the hell he wants to, and look fuckable. He can even have sweatstains under his arms, and we don’t give a fuck. He’s a man, they sweat. Deal with it. But seeing as he is so damn photogenic, the magazines line up to get photoshoots with him. Its obvious that they prefer him alone, or with Kristen Stewart (everybodys makin’ money on THOSE rumours). So todays post is dedicated to Robs many HOT shoots. Brace yourselfs.
Lets pretend this is from a shoot. Just because he looks so effin' hot in this pic.
Sexpenders. You gotta love 'em!
Sexpenders. Manties. Need I say more?
I don't know. It just hits me straight in the .. Yeah, you get the picture here.
The jawline. Oh, the jawline..
Wondering what's on his mind.. Could there be dirty thoughts?
I have NO idea where some of these pictures where taken, and I really don’t care. I’m just enjoying them. A lot. If anyone wants to enlighten me, then you’re welcome.
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