Posts Tagged ‘dirty thoughts’

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Uhm.. Happy new year??

January 20, 2010

Just realized I haven’t posted since Nov. 4th. I’m a bad blogger, I know. But school’s been killing me.

Anyhows, I’m back now! And with a BANG! I made me a new vid yesterday/today (didn’t go to bed till it was finished, way past midnight..), and if I may say so myself: It fucking ROCKS!! I’ve given up Windows Moviemaker (cuz it sucks add) and moved on to Adobe Premier Pro. Much more fun!! So, to all mah peeps: Enjoy the pretty!!

(And hopefully I’ll be a better blogger from now on 😉 )

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Robvember is here!

November 4, 2009

I borrowed that from a genius called JaG! She renamed november for us. Robvember sounds so much better! And it is one fiiiine month!

 

First of, we had sightings of Rob again. Not posting the pic’s, cuz I’m not supporting the fucking papz. But, we were blessed with THE hottest photoshoot EVAH!! Vanity Fair, wich also giot renamed by the very same JaG to Robity Fair. And well, have a looksie yourself!

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"Here, babe, let me help you get that sweater off"

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Yea. I’m still in bed, while Rob’s just stepped out for a cig and a Corona.
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"Rob, ditch the fucking shoe, get IN here!!"

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"SORRY!! Didn't mean to get all carried away, and make your notesheets fly all over the place!"

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"I'm takin my clothes of as fast as I can! Stop stressin!!"

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"Aww.. U pickin' up some tips for later on? You never dissapoint."

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Vanity Fair blows us away!

November 1, 2009

This is the best Rob day in forever! Today we saw 14 new, F*CKHAWT pics of our MAN Rob. Damn, he’s on a bed, sneaking away with his shirt half tucked in his pants, and a shoe in his hand. He has sexhair. He has fuckme eyes, he has scruff, he has the smoke, he has everyfuckingTHING we adore about him!! I. Am. Died. So, book your funeral, cuz this shit will kill you:

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Sources: Breaking-Dawn and Thinking of Rob

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The Vanity Fair Cover with Rob on it!

October 31, 2009

Damn, thispic is sooo hawt! We finally got Rob on a bed, WITH the “Fuck-me” eyes.

I. Am. Died.

Died. *thud*

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New pics of Rob!

September 28, 2009

In the newest issue of AnOther Man, thats coming out  Oct 1, you can find our very own Robert pattinson on the cover, and inside the mag. The pics were taken by photographer Heidi Slimane. All I can say is: Holy mother of all thats sacred, these pics are PEFECT!!! *thud*

What can I say? Wow..

What can I say? Wow..

Black. leather. Jacket. *fans self*

Black. leather. Jacket. *fans self*

I. Am. Died. *doublethud*

I. Am. Died. *doublethud*

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The Art of Rob

August 17, 2009

Rob does great Art! And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should leave this blog for a little while, and go google How To Be. And you should be bying the film, ‘cuz it sure as hell is worth the money! In this movie, we see Rob as a Dork. Yup, thats what I said. And you’re all like “Huh? Isn’t he always a dork? Whats the diff?” Well, the diff is that in this movie he comes as adorkable as you get him. And it is (in a sick and twisted way) DAMN hot! You just wanna grab the poor guy, hold him tight, stroke his back, push him towards a bed.. .. .. Yea, ok, I’m back! So today I have some goodies for you all! Great pics from HTB, in my new favorite color. Behold: Art!

Mmm.. I'm just enjoying the view.

Mmm.. I'm just enjoying the view.

Haha, Rob and a ball. Like THAT would ever happen in real life. LMAO

Haha, Rob and a ball. Like THAT would ever happen in real life. LMAO

He's so.. Artsie. Me likey.

He's so.. Artsie. Me likey.

Even pulling of the uglyass jacket.

Even pulling of the uglyass jacket.

Like.. WOW! He's a damn good actor, for pulling THAT innocent look of. 'Cuz we all now he is NOT an innocent boy. Oh no.

Like.. WOW! He's a damn good actor, for pulling THAT innocent look of. 'Cuz we all now he is NOT an innocent boy. Oh no.

Yeah.. So I just made him very happy. I wish..

Yeah.. So I just made him very happy. I wish..

"Don't you go critizising my jacket, bitch!"

"Don't you go critizising my jacket, bitch!"

Aww.. Fantasising in 3 -2 -1 *gone*

Aww.. Fantasising in 3 -2 -1 *gone*

Rob and a guitar. There's something so sexy about that. Must be the fingers working so well on those strings.. *fans self*

Rob and a guitar. There's something so sexy about that. Must be the fingers working so well on those strings.. *fans self*

And here we go with the guitar again.. *poof*

And here we go with the guitar again.. *poof*

Fingerporn!

Fingerporn!

No comment needed

No comment needed

*thud*

*thud*

Comment most definitely needed: F*ckhawt!! Those eyes can make women pregnant. I know that from a reliable source.

Comment most definitely needed: F*ckhawt!! Those eyes can make women pregnant. I know that from a reliable source.

So if you haven’t seen the movie yet? Get your ass going, and buy it! If these pics don’t tell you it’s worth it, then ..well.. are you robsessed, or just a wannabe?

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Rob at Teen Choice Awards. MAJOR spoiler alert!!

August 10, 2009

Yes. So tonight TCA will be aired (at least over in the states. Not sure if any of us euopeans get to see it..). But it was shot yesterday, sunday. And Rob was there! And so was Kristen, Taylor, Kellan, Jackson, Ashley and Nikki. Rob was nomitaded for:

Choice Movie Actor Drama

Choice Movie Liplock (with Kristen Stewart, for Twilight)

Choice Movie Rumble (With Cam Gigandet, for Twilight)

Choice Male Hottie

Well? What do you think? Did our man win any awards?

HELL YES!! He won them all! I wonder where he’s gonna keep his trophees, cuz they are HUGE! A whole fucking surfboard. What are they thinking, the people behind TCA?

Well, well. I guess he’ll ship them to London and stack them in his parents garage or something.

So, to the TCA again.. Not only was Rob nominated for four awards, but Twilight was nominated for:

Choice Movie Drama

Choice Movie Romance

Choice Music Soundtrack

And Ashley Green for:

Choice Movie Fresh Face Female

Taylor Lautner for:

Choice Movie Fresh Face Male

Cam Gigandet for:

Choice Movie Villain

Kristen Stewart for:

Choice Movie Actress Drama

And again: They took them ALL home! Twilight nailed every one of the awards they were nominated for (If I’m not mistaken, and PLEASE tell me if I am!)

And then for some pics. Just a few, but good ones. 😉

You poor tired man. Hope you get some rest soon!!

You poor tired man. Hope you get some rest soon!!

Oh mother of all that is holy, I just slipped of mye chair!!

Oh mother of all that is holy, I just slipped of mye chair!!

Mr. Sex himself.

Mr. Sex himself.

ScaryRob! (He wish.. LOL)

ScaryRob! (He wish.. LOL)

Oh man.. I didn't mean to wear you out last night, babe! *wink*

Oh man.. I didn't mean to wear you out last night, babe! *wink*

I think Rob is bored here, guys. Understandable, standing in front of stupid photgraphers for ever can hardly be much fun.

I think Rob is bored here, guys. Understandable, standing in front of stupid photgraphers for ever can hardly be much fun.

Is words even necessary?

Is words even necessary?

having fun with the boys. I like that.

having fun with the boys. I like that.

I. AM. DIED.

I. AM. DIED.

"What was that? If I like being stalked? Yeah, sure do. It's waaaay fun!"

"What was that? If I like being stalked? Yeah, sure do. It's waaaay fun!"

The crew together again. Best crew ever!

The crew together again. Best crew ever!

The long, sexy legs. The RayBans. The HHH himself. Perfect.

The long, sexy legs. The RayBans. The HHH himself. Perfect.

WHY do I find this pic so damn sexy??

WHY do I find this pic so damn sexy??

Signing a board. Not that interesting, but I like watching his fingers do some work.

Signing a board. Not that interesting, but I like watching his fingers do some work.

*thud*

*thud*

Ah, the boys. Kellan looks HOT with darker hair *swoon* Jax is such a clown (a hot clown that is).

Ah, the boys. Kellan looks HOT with darker hair *swoon* Jax is such a clown (a hot clown that is).

*sigh* I like the pose.

*sigh* I like the pose.

Perfection personified.

Perfection personified.

I like me some SmileyRob!

I like me some SmileyRob!

And some "ComeFuckMeNow"-lookRob *gone*

And some "ComeFuckMeNow"-lookRob *gone*

Normally this would be a bad pic. And it is! But not in the normal meaning of the words bad pic. ;)

Normally this would be a bad pic. And it is! But not in the normal meaning of the words bad pic. 😉

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By the way.. What is WITH Kristen outfit?? I mean, it is ugly as hell, but she pulls it of, weirdly enough..

Thank God she did something with the hair..

Thank God she did something with the hair..