Posts Tagged ‘I need help’

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Vanity Fair blows us away!

November 1, 2009

This is the best Rob day in forever! Today we saw 14 new, F*CKHAWT pics of our MAN Rob. Damn, he’s on a bed, sneaking away with his shirt half tucked in his pants, and a shoe in his hand. He has sexhair. He has fuckme eyes, he has scruff, he has the smoke, he has everyfuckingTHING we adore about him!! I. Am. Died. So, book your funeral, cuz this shit will kill you:

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Sources: Breaking-Dawn and Thinking of Rob

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The Vanity Fair Cover with Rob on it!

October 31, 2009

Damn, thispic is sooo hawt! We finally got Rob on a bed, WITH the “Fuck-me” eyes.

I. Am. Died.

Died. *thud*

Source

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New pics of Rob!

September 28, 2009

In the newest issue of AnOther Man, thats coming out  Oct 1, you can find our very own Robert pattinson on the cover, and inside the mag. The pics were taken by photographer Heidi Slimane. All I can say is: Holy mother of all thats sacred, these pics are PEFECT!!! *thud*

What can I say? Wow..

What can I say? Wow..

Black. leather. Jacket. *fans self*

Black. leather. Jacket. *fans self*

I. Am. Died. *doublethud*

I. Am. Died. *doublethud*

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The Art of Rob

August 17, 2009

Rob does great Art! And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should leave this blog for a little while, and go google How To Be. And you should be bying the film, ‘cuz it sure as hell is worth the money! In this movie, we see Rob as a Dork. Yup, thats what I said. And you’re all like “Huh? Isn’t he always a dork? Whats the diff?” Well, the diff is that in this movie he comes as adorkable as you get him. And it is (in a sick and twisted way) DAMN hot! You just wanna grab the poor guy, hold him tight, stroke his back, push him towards a bed.. .. .. Yea, ok, I’m back! So today I have some goodies for you all! Great pics from HTB, in my new favorite color. Behold: Art!

Mmm.. I'm just enjoying the view.

Mmm.. I'm just enjoying the view.

Haha, Rob and a ball. Like THAT would ever happen in real life. LMAO

Haha, Rob and a ball. Like THAT would ever happen in real life. LMAO

He's so.. Artsie. Me likey.

He's so.. Artsie. Me likey.

Even pulling of the uglyass jacket.

Even pulling of the uglyass jacket.

Like.. WOW! He's a damn good actor, for pulling THAT innocent look of. 'Cuz we all now he is NOT an innocent boy. Oh no.

Like.. WOW! He's a damn good actor, for pulling THAT innocent look of. 'Cuz we all now he is NOT an innocent boy. Oh no.

Yeah.. So I just made him very happy. I wish..

Yeah.. So I just made him very happy. I wish..

"Don't you go critizising my jacket, bitch!"

"Don't you go critizising my jacket, bitch!"

Aww.. Fantasising in 3 -2 -1 *gone*

Aww.. Fantasising in 3 -2 -1 *gone*

Rob and a guitar. There's something so sexy about that. Must be the fingers working so well on those strings.. *fans self*

Rob and a guitar. There's something so sexy about that. Must be the fingers working so well on those strings.. *fans self*

And here we go with the guitar again.. *poof*

And here we go with the guitar again.. *poof*

Fingerporn!

Fingerporn!

No comment needed

No comment needed

*thud*

*thud*

Comment most definitely needed: F*ckhawt!! Those eyes can make women pregnant. I know that from a reliable source.

Comment most definitely needed: F*ckhawt!! Those eyes can make women pregnant. I know that from a reliable source.

So if you haven’t seen the movie yet? Get your ass going, and buy it! If these pics don’t tell you it’s worth it, then ..well.. are you robsessed, or just a wannabe?

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His many photoshoots

August 5, 2009

If theres one thing we know by now, it’s that Rob is photogenic as HELL! He can wear whatever the hell he wants to, and look fuckable. He can even have sweatstains under his arms, and we don’t give a fuck. He’s a man, they sweat. Deal with it. But seeing as he is so damn photogenic, the magazines line up to get photoshoots with him. Its obvious that they prefer him alone, or with Kristen Stewart (everybodys makin’ money on THOSE rumours). So todays post is dedicated to Robs many HOT shoots. Brace yourselfs.

Lets pretend this is from a shoot. Just because  he looks so effin' hot in this pic.

Lets pretend this is from a shoot. Just because he looks so effin' hot in this pic.

Sexpenders. You gotta love 'em!

Sexpenders. You gotta love 'em!

Sexpenders. Manties. Need I say more?

Sexpenders. Manties. Need I say more?

I don't know. It just hits me straight in the .. Yeah, you get the picture here.

I don't know. It just hits me straight in the .. Yeah, you get the picture here.

The jawline. Oh, the jawline..

The jawline. Oh, the jawline..

Wondering what's on his mind.. Could there be dirty thoughts?

Wondering what's on his mind.. Could there be dirty thoughts?

I like WetRob. WetRob is nice.

I like WetRob. WetRob is nice.

OMFG. *poof*

OMFG. *poof*

Oh, Rob, I'm happy to see you too!

Oh, Rob, I'm happy to see you too!

Vanity Fair shoot. This pic gives me needs.

Vanity Fair shoot. This pic gives me needs.

Picturing Beautiful Bastard*..

Picturing Beautiful Bastard*..

(*As in The Office. Go read. NOW! )

Hold on, honey, I'm cum-- ...coming!!

Hold on, honey, I'm cum-- ...coming!!

And last, but not least..

I love GQ. GQ is the best *fans self*

I love GQ. GQ is the best *fans self*

I have NO idea where some of these pictures where taken, and I really don’t care. I’m just enjoying them. A lot. If anyone wants to enlighten me, then you’re welcome.